Polar Bears are Clap Having Little Jezebels.
- Sun-tzu



nce upon a <<MISSING CAMEO>>, there was the useless state of Kentucky, a chicken farm full of dickheads, a bored Colonel, and the burning desire for a fast food restaurant that offered the most tasty chicken in the <<MISSING CAMEO>>.

Then one fateful day, The Colonel stumbled upon a group of "kids" who played videogames and doesn't afraid of anything while walking through the <<MISSING CAMEO>>, and made them an offer:

"If you sign this contract, you will enter a world full of funny looking characters from various regions of the world, fighting for no apparent reason in a desert environment, an industrial environment, and a desert-industrial environment."

So they all signed it. Why, one may ask? DUNNOLOL

And on the eighth day God said "Let there be KFC!", and from that day forward, whenever there is a bunch of "kids" playing TF2 it's called a KFC.

Unless it's a farm...